Breaking News: Justin Bieber and Katy Perry are the same person!

10 Feb

This Needs To Stop has been alerted to some insider information: Katy Perry and Justin Bieber are actually the same person. At first glance, this may not seem to be the case. She’s very evidently female. He (we think) is a boy. But there, the differences end.

Behold the similarities:

Katy Perry is a Proactiv spokesperson.

Justin Bieber is a Proactiv spokesperson.

Katy Perry has a nail polish line with OPI.

The Biebs has a nail polish line with OPI.

They both have an affinity for sunglasses with brightly coloured frames.

And they both sound like little girls.

Justy Perber, we’re onto you.

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