This Needs To Stop has been alerted to some insider information: Katy Perry and Justin Bieber are actually the same person. At first glance, this may not seem to be the case. She’s very evidently female. He (we think) is a boy. But there, the differences end.
Behold the similarities:
Katy Perry is a Proactiv spokesperson.
Justin Bieber is a Proactiv spokesperson.
Katy Perry has a nail polish line with OPI.
The Biebs has a nail polish line with OPI.
And they both sound like little girls.
Justy Perber, we’re onto you.