Not flushing hard enough.

28 Jan

A wonderful reader of ours suggested we tackle this problem. And we were glad to.

Let’s face it: sometimes you need to do #2 at work. It happens and it’s nothing to be ashamed about. It’s not like you’re sneaking off for a naughty #3 in the middle of the afternoon.

But here’s something you should be ashamed of: not making sure that all the evidence of your urgently-dropped deuce went out with the water.

Look, I know that some toilets are low-flow. I get that maybe you ate a bit too much. I understand that you didn’t mean to leave traces of your tactical turd-strike.

But I can’t be okay with you leaving little bits of poop in the toilet. Just floating there like that thick suspension of strange particles in miso soup.

Seriously, this needs to stop.


4 Responses to “Not flushing hard enough.”

  1. Cindy Lou Who January 28, 2011 at 10:08 am #

    My personal philosophy, when you drop a few kids off at the pool, make sure they swim out to the deep end before you drive off.

  2. Ryan January 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    The worst is getting caught with the smoking bowl. Someone drops an atomic bomb in the washroom minutes before you, while you’re innocently enough trying to say farewell to some coffee.

    Just as you’re washing up to get the f*** out of there for some fresh air, a co-worker comes into the toxic wasteland, but this time you’re the prime suspect…

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