February is just full of birthdays for the TNTs crew. First Mr B turned the big 4 (which is 28 in dog years) and now our own Joel Kelly is turning the big 25 (if it makes you feel better Joel, you are younger then Mr B). So how does the internet’s hippest vegan celebrate his birthday…
1. He goes to work (because the internet doesn’t stop for anyone
2. He enjoys lunch at the Goggle with the lovely ladies of TNTs and his even lovelier girlfriend – Leah
3. He orders their cheapest bottle of wine
4. He demands presents
5. He will read two weeks worth of Savage Love in a very special public reading today @ 12:30pm at the Goggle
In honour of Internet’s Joel Kelly hitting the big quarter century, here is a video of his favourite song. Just remove the “ne” from Jolene and sing along. He likes it especially if you sing this song to or at him for extended periods. Just the chorus. Over and over. If you are fortunate enough to spot Internet’s Joel Kelly today, in lieu of Happy Birthday, he prefers to be serenaded Dolly Parton style. (Fast forward to the 35-second mark to skip the hillbilly preamble and get right to the goods)
Last week it was brought to our attention that Halifax Magazine had done an article on acclaimed elevator inspector Randall Kennedy titled “The Guy Behind the Signature”. To our surprise Randall Kennedy is a name everyone knows, yet very few speak of. But once this floodgate was opened we were a tad jealous we didn’t break the story first.
While we applaud Halifax Magazine for finding the Santa Claus of elevators.. we just have so many more questions to ask him.
So in an effort to bring to light one of Halifax’s most elusive figures, I sent Randall an email.
Now I must admit that in writing the email, I was caught up in a moment of excitement. It was not my finest piece of writing, nor least creepy. But the damage is done and it’s sitting in his in-box waiting to be read and hopefully not marked as spam.
So I share with you, the highly embarrassing letter to Randall Kennedy, elevator inspector extraordinaire.
We hope that Randall will find it in his heart to chat with us at TNTs and answer some of the questions that have been going up and down in our minds.
Good Afternoon Mr. Kennedy,
I’m writing to you after reading a recent article in Halifax Magazine “The Man Behind the Signature”. Your name has been engrained in my mind since I moved to Nova Scotia as a kid. I remember taking the elevator to ballet classes in Sunnyside Mall and seeing your neatly signed name on the wall.
Myself along with 3 other Haligonias have a pop culture blog titled “This Needs to Stop” (www.thisneedstostop.com
) with a feature called “The Bees Knees”. We would love to feature you and was curious if you had the time to answer a couple of questions! (We can send them via email if you’d like!)
Thank you for your time,
Today we must thank the blogger world for banding together and creating World Nutella Day. Two bloggers Ms Adventures in Italy and Bleeding Espresso started World Nutella Day in 2007 to celebrate their favorite Mom approved chocolate hazelnut spread.
We at TNTs have excitedly jumped on this bandwagon, because who doesn’t love Nutella? No one. Even those who can’t eat it look longingly at that package, spoon in hand, single tear dripping down their faces. They love the idea of Nutella.
Nutella has broken down the stereotype that condiments belong on something. Downing a spoonful of ketchup makes you look like a weirdo. Eating a scoop of peanut-butter makes people think you’re a crazy person. But diving spoon first into a jar full of Nutella is encouraged by all.
Even as a kid if your parents caught you with a Nutella covered face, they would grab a spoonful and join in on the fun. (Cue Full House family moment music.)
So today as we celebrate World Nutella Day, we would also like to thank Pietro Ferrero of Italy for being nutty enough to take condiments where no man had ever taken condiments before.
For your Saturday enjoyment, our favourite Nutella recipe from the kitchen of Amy:
Baby Nutella Croissants:
1 jar of Nutella
1 package of Pillsbury Crescent Rolls
Unroll the crescent rolls
Place a spoonful of Nutella in the middle of each
Roll and bake according to the crescent roll package directions
Eat the rest of the Nutella with a spoon
To learn more about World Nutella day visit www.nutelladay.com
Just a friendly reminder to all TNTs readers that you should tune into tonight’s episode of The Office, not just for the laughs but to catch some sweet THT tunes. Word on the street is that tonight’s episode will feature “Better sorry than safe”, very exciting stuff, but THT is no stranger to this sort of thing, having been featured on the OC (back when it was in its hay day) and on Gossip Girl! So make sure to watch(and listen) – turn up the tv really loud and be on the listen for this song.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LC!! Our favourite girl from Laguna Beach was born 25 fabulous years ago today.
In her action packed 25 years on earth she has smooched Brody Jenner AND Steven Colletti, starred in both Laguna Beach and The Hills and started an incredibly successful fashion line with Kohls. Oh yeah, and she’s a best selling author as well. Oh yea. And she has the best hair in LA.
A recent poll shows that 100% of the cast of This Needs to Stop would be Lauren Conrad if they had to be anyone else on Earth (Ed. Note: I don’t remember saying this — Joel). So with that, we wish Lauren Conrad the very best of birthdays. Thank you for being a breath of fresh air in the mayhem that is Hollywood. You’re doing it right.